puppybowl:

importantword:

pomp-adourable:

longlivethetribbles:

itsvondell:

otterwatt:

rats808:

a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE

ohh my god

I CHOKED ON MY DRINK

WHUMP

I want that snake

the “good job” sounds so scared and weak like is that snake gonna eat you or something

jackanthfern:

huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

:))))))))))))) this makes me really happy

notspeakingisnt-notlistening:

annalisah:

COUNTER // CULTURE

For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

admhawthorne:

onceuponawickedphan:

It got better.

Yes, it really did.

phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

VERY IMPORTANTE

cecils-khoshekh:


ibelieveinmartinfreeman
:

THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

  1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

    image (that’s a bandaid by the way)

  2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

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its also not a great idea to take a picture of a burning pan

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

pixyled:

8bitrevolver:

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

this is VERY VERY IMPORTANT! the vast majority jof adult cats that are tenred into shleters ARE EUTHANIZED BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ADOPTED.

The best advice i can give to anyone seeking a kitten is to PLEASE consdier adiopting an adult cat-espeically one that is different, like the above-instead!

They will bond to u if thats what ur worried a bout! My baby was uhmm…2 when i got her I think. about 4 years later, and we are two peas in a pod. She follows me EVERYWHERE! We’re best friends! So dont be afraid or thinkthat if u aren’t there when they arre gorwing up they won’t love you because they will!!

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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