a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE
ohh my god
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK
I want that snake
the “good job” sounds so scared and weak like is that snake gonna eat you or something
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
put my dick between your teeth
dont suck it
its a metaphor
THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:
- DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT
(that’s a bandaid by the way)
- DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN
its also not a great idea to take a picture of a burning pan
This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.
A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!
Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.
All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.
Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!
this is VERY VERY IMPORTANT! the vast majority jof adult cats that are tenred into shleters ARE EUTHANIZED BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ADOPTED.
The best advice i can give to anyone seeking a kitten is to PLEASE consdier adiopting an adult cat-espeically one that is different, like the above-instead!
They will bond to u if thats what ur worried a bout! My baby was uhmm…2 when i got her I think. about 4 years later, and we are two peas in a pod. She follows me EVERYWHERE! We’re best friends! So dont be afraid or thinkthat if u aren’t there when they arre gorwing up they won’t love you because they will!!
me as a teacher
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important